zj

zj
1. (ZJ) (1678↑, 715↓)
If you got to ask you can't afford it

A BJ is $12, an HJ is $14, a ZJ is $20.

Author: Tampa Bay Bad Boy http://zj.urbanup.com/1938907
2. (zj) (1685↑, 895↓)
A zip job. The abbreviation is made famous by Broken Lizard's "Beerfest." A zip job is essentially the act of getting a handjob while high.

Barry: "A zj will cost ya $8"

3. (ZJ) (762↑, 588↓)
Shortened form of a "Zzzz Job" (pronounced "Zee Job".) [Oral sex] performed on a man while he's asleep. Ideally: while he's experiencing [morning wood] and resulting in his being roused from sleep. See also: [morning head]. Note: The "[ZJ]" version was made famous by the (excellent) show [beerfest]

Q: What are you so fucking happy about? A: My [baby's momma] gave me a ZJ this morning\! :-D Q: Did she [swallow]? A: Fuck yeah she swallowed; She knows not to leave a big [white stain] on my sheets.

Author: Just saw beefest. http://zj.urbanup.com/2160905
4. (ZJ) (278↑, 204↓)
*noun* (Zee;Jay) Made famous by broken lizard comedy troop, in the movie "Beerfest". ZJ refers to the act of getting oral sex while inebriated or under the influence of marijuana. The Z in ZJ is a one letter acronym for zombie. This is because while the recipient is getting oral sex he/she is in a zombie like state due to the effect that said drug has on his/her manuerisms.

1) Dude, I was so blazed I was just on the coach moaning. Then, out of nowhere this chick game over and gave me a ZJ. 2)He looked half dead from some of that Northern Lights we got in BC. So, I just grabbed his tool and gave him a ZJ.

Author: Ross Fortner http://zj.urbanup.com/2678606
5. (ZJ) (474↑, 402↓)
the act of receiving oral sex from a caucasian zimbabwe hooker as she balances a basket of fruit on her head, for every piece of fruit that falls out of the basket, a 2 dollar discount is awarded

i got this mango from the zj i got earlier, two dollars off

6. (ZJ) (180↑, 179↓)
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...

7. (ZJ) (28↑, 28↓)
A zebra Job, consisting of a black and a white women giving head to one guy at the same time.

Damn, i got the best ZJ last night from the black and white girl i met at the bar.

Author: Carey Bundick http://zj.urbanup.com/2958888
8. (ZJ) (3↑, 12↓)
when a man is sleeping and a girl gives him head as he is asleep

the girl was so turned on she couldnt wait till the guy woke up. she gave him a ZJ

9. (ZJ) (11↑, 16↓)
1) Zip-job: receiving a hand job through the pants -or- 2)Zombie job: recieving oral sex while inebriated or in a zombie like state.

I was wasted last night man, I think I got a ZJ from your dog.

Author: The Real Shocker is your Fist http://zj.urbanup.com/3329019
10. (ZJ) (22↑, 28↓)
*noun* (Zee;Jay) Made famous by broken lizard comedy troop, in the movie "Beerfest". ZJ refers to the act of getting oral sex while inebriated or under the influence of marijuana. The Z in ZJ is a one letter acronym for zombie. This is because while the recipient is getting oral sex he/she is in a zombie like state due to the effect that said drug has on his/her manuerisms.

1) Dude, I was so blazed I was just on the coach moaning. Then, out of nowhere this chick game over and gave me a ZJ. 2)He looked half dead from some of that Northern Lights we got in BC. So, I just grabbed his tool and gave him a ZJ.

Author: Ross Fortner http://zj.urbanup.com/2678604
11. (ZJ) (2↑, 9↓)
An orgy on top of a moving vehicle.

Mommy look, there's a ZJ going on on that tractor trailer\!

12. (ZJ) (7↑, 14↓)
The Chassis code of a 1993-1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee.

Did you see that ZJ get stuck in the mud?

13. (ZJ) (14↑, 21↓)
Came from the movie beer fest refer to [Zagjag]

"I didn't know how to react, the next thing I knew we were messing around... she zagged me, damn good ZJ" "I don't know how much I should really be paying this woman, I didn't think thats what a ZJ was"

Author: Firework Master http://zj.urbanup.com/3815949
14. (ZJ) (23↑, 30↓)
ZJ is short for "Zebra Job" which is a hand job performed by two people on one person. The requiremnt for classification as a proper ZJ is that the two people perofrming the ZJ are of two different ethnicities and have there fingers interlaced. This gives the impression of zebra stripes hence the name.

The black and white chicks I left with last night locked hands and gave me one hell of a ZJ.

15. (ZJ) (15↑, 22↓)
If you don't know, you probably can't afford it.

Dude, your mom gave me an amzing ZJ this morning. Whats a ZJ? If you don't know, you probably can't afford it.

16. (ZJ) (9↑, 16↓)
Extended form of ZJ is Zero Job. The zero refers to zero gravity. In this case a ZJ is when you get a blowjob in space. This is extremely expensive and you probually can't afford it. Important: This blowjob must be done off the ground.

That old rich bastard got a broke hoe and spent a million to go in space and get a ZJ from the slut.

17. (ZJ) (12↑, 19↓)
Stands for Zebra Job. This is when two girls (one black and one white) give a hand job with their fingers interlocked, this becoming black and white stripped like a zebra.

I job a ZJ from these two girls the other night, then came on the black girls face. It was awesome.

18. (ZJ) (123↑, 130↓)
getin blown while being completely stoned

bitch giv me a ZJ ok

Author: MAT BEEZY(ZON) http://zj.urbanup.com/2562741
19. (ZJ) (6↑, 14↓)
sexual like a bj. if you dont know what a zj it is you probly cant afford it.

How much?-man 50 for a bj and a little more for a zj.-hooker whats that?-man if you dont know what it is you cant afford it

20. (ZJ) (1↑, 9↓)
If you have to ask what it is,then you cant handle it. But its GREAT\!\!\!

DAMN girl\! that ZJ was great\!\! i love you baby

Author: hahahaurdumb http://zj.urbanup.com/3888772
21. (zj) (5↑, 16↓)
A ZJ is the abbreviation for Zebra Job, it is when a white chick jerks off a black dude and the the black in-between the white fingers gives the illusion of zebra stripes.

Sarah (a white chick ) went to 69th street to give out free ZJ'S to all the brothers behind tower theater...

22. (Zj) (2↑, 13↓)
A zebra Job, consisting of a black and a white women giving head to one guy at the same time.

Damn, i got the best ZJ last night from that black and white girl i met at the bar.

23. (ZJ) (4↑, 16↓)
(ZIGGY STARDUST JOB) 1. Like a hand job and a blow job mixed together, but VERY gay and while playing David Bowie music. 2. A kind of flute

"Want a ZJ?? I'll put on David's greatest hits" "Thats sounds great\!, play Space Odyssey, It gives me a raging boner\!

Author: GIANT(in my pants?) http://zj.urbanup.com/3109685
24. (ZJ) (12↑, 24↓)
Short for Zugghen Job. It is when a girl sniffs your butthole until you pee.

Joe: Sally gave Derek a ZJ last night. Everyone else: EWWW

Author: swiftKnuckles http://zj.urbanup.com/2687364
25. (ZJ) (2↑, 15↓)
When a girl bends over and puts her arms between her legs and a guy grabs them and yanks up making the girl do a front flip enabling her head to zip directly into his crotch.

http://break.com/index/front-flip-doesnt-go-as-planned.html this is a video displaying what would be a ZJ if the dude was nude.

Author: fantasticskeetskeet http://zj.urbanup.com/3229471
26. (ZJ) (6↑, 19↓)
A standard BJ, but instead of swallowing the guy pulls out and makes a "Z" on the girl's face with the cum. The "Z" stands for ZORRO.

ZJ, if you don't kwow what it is, you can't afford it.

27. (ZJ) (3↑, 17↓)
While hanging upside down, get a [blowjob], listen to a Zune mp3 player, and record it on your phone.

I got the best ZJ ever last night

28. (ZJ) (3↑, 18↓)
a ZJ as mentioned in the movie "Beerfest" is actually a zitjob. the object is to find the biggest zit on a persons body, pop it, suck out the puss and snowball (or spit) back into the other persons mouth

pop suck spit gulp enjoy your zj if you can afford it

29. (ZJ) (6↑, 31↓)
From Beerfest. Simply when a woman takes your dick and Slams it in a Glove Compartment.

"Dude, yesterday i got a ZJ\!" "I know, there's still your blood in my passengers seat\!"

30. (ZJ) (8↑, 48↓)
Something *you* obviously can't afford.

I wish I could afford that brand new Nissan 350 ZJ

Author: Tha Pyngwyn http://zj.urbanup.com/2623735
31. (zj) (148↑, 248↓)
Getting blown while riding a zamboni.

Damn I can't drive the zamboni straight while i'm getting a ZJ.

32. (ZJ) (29↑, 245↓)
A ZJ, also known as a Zoom Job, is when your dirty mistress services you, and gets the hell outta there before your significant other can catch you.

I got an amazing ZJ last night, but I almost got caught\!

Author: frodobaggins http://zj.urbanup.com/2071771
33. (ZJ) (63↑, 306↓)
A 1993-1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee.

Lets go four wheelin' with Chris's ZJ\!

34. (ZJ) (32↑, 298↓)
A guy who fights in the street and uproots trees, he is not quite as tough as [Mike Z]

Hey look at that guy, he is a ZJ

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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